I'm a total sucker for these memes . . .

Got this from Vesper:

1. My ex is: not here. Hence the ex part.
2. I am listening to: I'm trying to listen to the television, but my upstairs neighbour is doing some renovations to his bathroom so right now I'm also listening to his hammering and scraping. It's bloody annoying!
3. Maybe I should: Get a cold glass of milk to go with my chocolate chip cookies!
4. I love: Six sexy British men. They rule my world.
5. My best friend(s): Are awesome! They are treasures and I love them dearly!
6. I don't understand: Nuclear physics. Mind you, I haven't tried. Yet.
7. I lose: Thoughts from my head. All the time. Look, there goes another one! Goodbye beautiful thought!
8. People say: You're funny. It's true. I am.
9. The meaning of my screen name is: not very interesting.
10. Love is: hard work.
11. Somewhere, someone is: having sex.
12. I will always: be fascinated by the stars and the thought of traveling in space.
13. Forever seems: like a really long time.
14. I never want to: get an enema. 'nuff said.
15. My cell phone is: in my purse. I don't think it'll ring tonight.
16. When I wake in the morning: I hit the snooze button. I roll over and wish for more time to sleep!
17. I get annoyed when: people don't do what they're supposed to do. If you've got a bloody job/responsibility - DO IT! Don't leave it for someone else (ME) to do.
18. Parties are: Fun when you're with people you know.
19. My dog is: on the farm. I don't even remember the last dog the family had. I'm a cat person, people!
20. Kisses are the worst when: they are sloppy and wet. Eeeww!
21. Today I did: Lots of work. I also played.
22. Tonight I will: Watch House reruns. Maybe continue the DVD I started earlier.
23. Tomorrow I will: Pick up and deposit my pay check. Possibly go out for a movie. Maybe book a massage.

9 Lasts
9. Last dollar spent: Buying a magazine to read for the bus.
8. Last cigarette: Never had a first cigarette.
6. Last movie: partial movie, Forrest Gump (watched the first and third hour). Full movie, Seven.
5. Last song played: Fast Cars and Freedom by Rascal Flatts.
4. Last bubble bath: Don't remember, so clearly too long ago.
3. Last time you cried: Also don't remember. Hmmm . . .
2. Last thing you ate: chocolate chip cookie.
1. Last place you were: in the kitchen getting the cookies.

8 Have You Evers?
8. Dated a best friend? No comment.
7. Skinny dipped? Yes.
6. Kissed somebody and regretted it? No.
5. Been in love? Yes. (aren't these witty answers?)
4. Lost someone you loved? Not in the sense of a permanent loss. Lost touch with, yes.
3. Been drunk and threw up? No. Never. Ever.
2. Ran away? No. Probably threatened to once or twice, but never done it.
1. Broken a bone? No. Thankfully, all my bones are and have been in the past, fully intact.

Wanna play along? Then TAG . . . you're it!