Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I'm a total sucker for these memes . . .

Got this from Vesper:

1. My ex is: not here. Hence the ex part.
2. I am listening to: I'm trying to listen to the television, but my upstairs neighbour is doing some renovations to his bathroom so right now I'm also listening to his hammering and scraping. It's bloody annoying!
3. Maybe I should: Get a cold glass of milk to go with my chocolate chip cookies!
4. I love: Six sexy British men. They rule my world.
5. My best friend(s): Are awesome! They are treasures and I love them dearly!
6. I don't understand: Nuclear physics. Mind you, I haven't tried. Yet.
7. I lose: Thoughts from my head. All the time. Look, there goes another one! Goodbye beautiful thought!
8. People say: You're funny. It's true. I am.
9. The meaning of my screen name is: not very interesting.
10. Love is: hard work.
11. Somewhere, someone is: having sex.
12. I will always: be fascinated by the stars and the thought of traveling in space.
13. Forever seems: like a really long time.
14. I never want to: get an enema. 'nuff said.
15. My cell phone is: in my purse. I don't think it'll ring tonight.
16. When I wake in the morning: I hit the snooze button. I roll over and wish for more time to sleep!
17. I get annoyed when: people don't do what they're supposed to do. If you've got a bloody job/responsibility - DO IT! Don't leave it for someone else (ME) to do.
18. Parties are: Fun when you're with people you know.
19. My dog is: on the farm. I don't even remember the last dog the family had. I'm a cat person, people!
20. Kisses are the worst when: they are sloppy and wet. Eeeww!
21. Today I did: Lots of work. I also played.
22. Tonight I will: Watch House reruns. Maybe continue the DVD I started earlier.
23. Tomorrow I will: Pick up and deposit my pay check. Possibly go out for a movie. Maybe book a massage.

9 Lasts
9. Last dollar spent: Buying a magazine to read for the bus.
8. Last cigarette: Never had a first cigarette.
6. Last movie: partial movie, Forrest Gump (watched the first and third hour). Full movie, Seven.
5. Last song played: Fast Cars and Freedom by Rascal Flatts.
4. Last bubble bath: Don't remember, so clearly too long ago.
3. Last time you cried: Also don't remember. Hmmm . . .
2. Last thing you ate: chocolate chip cookie.
1. Last place you were: in the kitchen getting the cookies.

8 Have You Evers?
8. Dated a best friend? No comment.
7. Skinny dipped? Yes.
6. Kissed somebody and regretted it? No.
5. Been in love? Yes. (aren't these witty answers?)
4. Lost someone you loved? Not in the sense of a permanent loss. Lost touch with, yes.
3. Been drunk and threw up? No. Never. Ever.
2. Ran away? No. Probably threatened to once or twice, but never done it.
1. Broken a bone? No. Thankfully, all my bones are and have been in the past, fully intact.

Wanna play along? Then TAG . . . you're it!

Monday, May 29, 2006

Forrest Gump

I'm watching Forrest Gump on tv for the zillionth time. I LOVE that movie! It makes me laugh and cry. As you may already know, I love Tom Hanks. I'll be honest. I loved his performance in this movie. I fell in love with him in the movie You've Got Mail. What can I say? I'm a sucker for romantic comedies! Now what am I don't typing this? I should be focusing on Forrest!!

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Organizational Heaven

Even though this coming week is the school's Spring Break week, I have elected to go to work for two days. Why? I desperately need to get some stuff organized before June! I'm very good at organizing things if I do say so myself (though you wouldn't know if by seeing the perpetual state of messiness I live in at home), so I'm kinda looking forward to tackling a few of these projects. Over the next two days I plan on completely cleaning out my filing cabinet drawer (it's packed FULL of stuff. A lot of it I use a lot, some of it I don't), cleaning and organizing my desk area (which constantly has different stacks of papers all over it, in addition to the computer and several binders), sorting out the files on my computer, finding a place for all the back-up tapes and CDs that seem to have found their way onto my desk, and finding a place to store the program tests that we reuse every month. Whew. Hopefully by the time all that's done, I'll exist in a state of organizational euphoria that will carry me through to the end of the summer :)

Friday, May 26, 2006

The Underwear Story

Some of you may already know this story. I had a request from a fellow blogger to share it, so here you go Vesper!

Just over 3 years ago, I was a TOC is the Surrey school district. Around Easter of that year, I got a call to cover a 7th grade class. I did all my training with very little people - kindergartners and first graders, so 7th grade is NOT my favourite grade, but needing the money I took the job. As it turns out, the teacher was quite sick and I ended up being in the class for a total of five consecutive days. The underwear story took place on day 2. On that beautiful April morning I left the house without my usual sweater as it was quite warm out. I hopped on the bus (no license, no car) and headed to the school. The whole way there (about 20 minutes) my rear felt a little cool, but I was wearing fairly new pants, so I didn't really think too much about it. I got to the school, opened the classroom door, and began to mentally prepare myself for the day. About an hour later, I was well into the groove of the teaching day. The class was fantastic - a really nice group of kids who genuinely wanted to learn. At one point I was explaining a math concept to one of the students, and I sat on my desk to get comfortable. I could have sworn for a second that when I sat down I could feel the coolness of the desk on my skin, but still didn't think too much of it. Fifteen minutes later saw my students head off to another teacher's classroom and the beginning of my prep block. I headed off to the staff washroom, and that's when I discovered why I felt a little breezy down there. My pants, right in the ass area, were starting to rip! These were practically brand new pants, and the rip was right over the right cheek! It was one of those rips that would just get bigger throughout the day. I didn't know what to do at first. Luckily at this point it was still fairly small, but when I checked out the situation in the mirror, I could already see my leopard print underwear. Since I did NOT want to be known as the TOC with the leopard print underwear, I knew I was going to have to do something fast. I spent a few precious minutes trying to call my mom and sister to get a spare pair of pants, but neither of them was home. I tried calling a neighbour to find out if she had the spare key on the off chance that she could stop by my place and deliver me a new pair of pants. She wasn't home either. I managed to get some safety pins from the school's secretary and I used those to minimize the view, but it didn't do anything about the fact that the rip was getting bigger. Running out to get a new pair of pants wasn't an option since I'd never be able to make it to a store and back quickly enough by bus. I cursed the beatiful weather that had made me leave my sweater at home. At least with the sweater I could have tied it around my waist. That's when I hit upon a possible plan. The seventh graders I was teaching had sweaters proclaiming they were the graduates of the school that year (you know the sweaters I mean, the ones that all seventh graders get that have their year on the back, and usually each student in the class has signed it). When the students came back to the classroom, I made sure that I was sitting in my chair. Very calmly, I asked the students if I could borrow one of their sweaters for the day. One of the boys eagerly jumped up and handed me his sweater. I was able to tie it around my waist and carry on with the day. Not a single person at that school knew what was going on! I was so grateful to that boy, he loaned me his sweater for the entire day without question. At the end of the day when I returned my sweater, the boy shyly asked me if he could have one of the lollipops that their regular teacher had in his desk for rewarding the students. I told the boy that since he had been so generous and hadn't asked any questions, he could have two. That sweet kid kept one for himself and gave the other one to his friend. On the way home that day I stopped at the store and bought a new pair of pants.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

My Love of P

Got this from Vesper's blog:

Here are the rules: Comment on this entry and I will give you a letter. Write 10 words beginning with that letter in your journal, including an explanation what the word means to you and why, and then pass out letters to those who want to play along.

Here goes nothing!

1. Pants: I am a girl. I WAY prefer wearing pants to a skirt. I own several pairs of skirts and two dresses. But, I still prefer pants. Go figure.

2. Pee: (You had to know this was coming up) I pee everyday. Usually more than once a day. My students, who are teenagers, think it's hilariously funny to talk about pee. Oi vey!

3. Pretty: When I got my hair cut on Sunday I thought I looked very pretty.

4. Poo: (Yes, I am going there) Again, my students think it's hilariously funny to make jokes about poo. At our school, the staff have two possible bathrooms they can use. One is in the staffroom (next to the kitchen area, which is rather gross when you think about it). The other one is down a main hallway and is accessed by a punching a code into a keypad. The washroom in the hallway is the designated poo washroom.

5. People: As a general rule, I think all people are a little weird. I like to study people's behaviour and try and understand the reason why they act the way they do. There are days when I really hate people and the things they do.

6. Psychology: I was going to major in psychology in university! That is, until I figured out that I was better at English, and English was better for the education degree I wanted to pursue.

7. Peace: It's a good thing. My Korean students make the peace sign (you know, the first two fingers in a vee shape) in EVERY freakin' photograph they appear in. For them however, the sign doesn't actually mean peace, it means victory . . . as in Korea will be victorious over all.

8. Politics: I generally don't follow politics all that closely. I can say that I LOATHED one particular politician . . . Christie Clark, former Education Minister. If I ever meet her in a dark alley I'm going to go postal on her ass!

9. Pears: Not my favourite fruit. Unless they're diced and packed in pear juice. Then I will eat them.

10. Purse: I recently bought a new purse. I love it! It's a Roots purse, but I got it at Bentley.


Remember people, if you want a letter, comment on this post and tell me that you want to play too!

Monday, May 22, 2006

Woo Hoo! Day Off!

Happy Victoria Day! All that means to me is that I get a day off of work, but if you celebrate Victoria Day then I send you my good wishes!
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When and why did the weather turn to crap? When it comes to weather I'm very contradictory. I like the sun, but I don't like it too hot. I like rain, but not every day. I like winter, but it makes me slightly depressed. I like summer, but it makes me stressed out. I don't think I have a favourite season since there's something to like about all of them. I like the winter temps, the blossoming that comes in the spring, the fruits of summer, and the gorgeous fall colours. How weird am I?
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Forgot to mention that I saw "The Da Vinci Code" on Saturday! Although it has pretty much gotten slammed in the press, I really liked it. They stayed fairly faithful to the book, though my one little disappointment was that they didn't really play out the whole "treasure hunt" aspect of the book. There were a couple of fairly brutal scenes though. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but there were a couple of gasps from me! I loved Tom Hanks (as per usual) and Audrey Tatou. Sir Ian McKellan was his usual self, which I actually don't overly like. There's something about him that irritates me, but whatever. Paul Bettany was good too as Silas. I'm not a very discriminating moviegoer; I pretty much like everything I see. But I did really enjoy this movie. I think those critics were just overly critical!
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I'm going to leave you now with 5 things you (maybe) don't know about me:

1. I'm addicted to court shows. I love People's Court (which is what I'm currently watching) and Judge Judy in particular. Always have, probably always will.

2. I hated math when I was in school, but now I'm fascinated with numbers. And Numb3rs.

3. I have a list of hot men that I maintain with a former coworker. We have our individual lists and our shared list. Yes. My list includes Patrick Stewart and Tom Hanks.

4. When I was younger I attended many Star Trek conventions. I think I've been to 10. Good times. I will always regret not seeing Patrick Stewart when he was in Vancouver.

5. I got a sexy new haircut yesterday. Maybe one day, when I have time and the inclination to fiddle with my blog, I'll post some pictures. Until then, use your imagination! Oh, and when you do, make me look a few years younger, okay?

Friday, May 19, 2006

Quick Update

So I think I've been updating my blog fairly regularly, but for those who haven't been reading regularly, here's what's going on in my world. In no particular order:

1. The summer season at work is starting to gear up slowly. If all goes according to plan, May 26th will be my last teaching day as I come out of classes to focus on admin and curriculum. That was supposed to happen on the 15th, but the woman who was supposed to replace me ended up replacing another Junior teacher who abruptly quit.

2. I've been having trouble sleeping lately. I think it's a combination of stress and heat. Hopefully now that it's gotten a little cooler, I can get some sleep this weekend!

3. My "beloved" boss will be moving to a new campus in the middle of June. Hooray!

4. My birthday is coming up in August. I want to go see "Phantom of the Opera".

5. I have finished my online TESL course and now have my diploma. Yippee!

6. My school's Spring Break is coming up in two weeks. I'm currently debating with myself over whether or not to work two of that week. I could use the time off, but I could also really use the money!

7. I got a new computer a little while ago. It's S.W.E.E.T. Very fast and sexy.

8. I'm going to see "The Da Vinci Code" tomorrow with my best friend.

I think that about covers it for now! Check back often for more on what's happening in my world!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Thank you for not smoking

When was the last time you read something in an e-mail that made you laugh outloud? I had this experience yesterday when my friend D sent me an e-mail from Shanghai. D has been teaching in China for the past three months. He sounds like he's definitely ready to come home! He told me a funny story about how people in China smoke EVERYWHERE! He said he's seen teachers smoke in class while teaching, and people smoking in the gym while working out (WTF?!). Anyway, the smoking in the gym thing really bothers him so, as he relayed to me in the e-mail, after three months of politely asking people in the gym to smoke outside, he talked to the manager about the issue. He told the manager that as there were signs posted around advertising that the gym was a non-smoking environment, he would really appreciate it if the rule were enforced. The manager said "yes, that is a contradiction" and walked away. D thought he had won the battle and left for the day. When he returned the next day, all the signs had been taken down! If that story isn't laugh-worthy, I don't know what is!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

So Tired

Okay, why am I always so tired these days? It's not like I stay up until all hours of the night or anything like that. Last night, which I would say is typical of my nighttime patterns, I was in bed and sleeping by 11:30. Since I woke up at 6:30 that should mean I got about 7 hours of sleep. But I feel like I only got 4 or 5! My limbs ache and all I want to do is go back to bed, close my eyes, and sleep until Thursday or Friday. This isn't really a great way to go work with teenagers since they definitely don't give me much of a break! Maybe this is like an episode of House from last season: this woman was active and walking around in her sleep and couldn't figure out why she would wake up in the morning all tired and sore! Of course in that case she was having sex with her ex-husband in her sleep, but mine is the same basic idea without the sex. Too bad I can't set up some kind of "sleep camera" that will tell me if I'm doing anything in my sleep that might make me really tired when I wake up!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Another quiz from Vesper

Here's another quiz I got from Vesper. Without giving too much away, I'm curious to know how they can decide what kind of love I want by asking me a bunch of questions about animals? How do they know I didn't answer based on the colour of the animals or something? Interesting . . .

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Da Vinci Code

Have you read the book "The Da Vinci Code" by Dan Brown? I have and I thought it was fabulous. It's very controversial, but I like it for its adventure story. I know people who won't even read it because it's so inflammatory, but to those people I say: "what are you so afraid of?" Seriously, people who won't read books that dare to question their faith bug me. Are you that afraid that your faith is going to be shaken? Is your faith so delicate that it's going to be rocked off its foundation because of a theory posed in a FICTIONAL book? Yes, the suggestions about Christ put forth in the book are shocking and beyond belief, but it's not like they're new ideas! Besides, I have news for you, history is full of examples of people who have doctored the "truth" to make their side of the story more sympathetic, so the idea that the bible was put together in this way shouldn't really shock anyone. Anyway, I bring up the topic only because the movie based on the book comes out next Friday. I'm planning to see it for sure. Besides the fact that I love Tom Hanks, I've really, really been wanting to see how Hollywood handles aspects of the book. After I read the book the first time I bought the illustrated edition of the book in order to better appreciate all the artwork involved. I was hoping to get some illustrations of other story elements too, but I was disappointed. Now I can't wait to see how everything comes together! And yes, for people who are wondering, I own two copies of the book - the original hardcover and the illustrated edition. The illustrated one never leaves my house, but I've loaned the other one out to half a dozen people already.

In other news, I'm so glad it's the weekend! This past week at work was killer. Then to top it all off, one of my students e-mailed me an essay that I had assigned him on respect. The essay was given as punishment for being very disrespectful. It was a week late. Now, to top it off, I discovered that the essay was completely plagiarized. It was very obvious from the first sentence I read that my student did not write a single word of this essay. So now I have to figure out how to deal with this situation. I'd send him to the director for punishment but as she's likely to just say to him "don't do it again" I'm not inclined to go that route. I've got to come up with something clever or he's not going to learn anything.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

The best laid plans . . .

So I'm completed pissed off and frustrated right now. I was supposed to stop teaching next week in order to focus on administration and curriculum development. My replacement teacher, whom I began training yesterday, seemed to be a really good fit. Then this morning happened. One of the other teachers who teaches in my program quit this morning. No two weeks notice, no talking in person, just an e-mail saying "I quit". So my replacement teacher quickly became HIS replacement teacher and everything changed! Now they have to hire someone else to replace me, which means I'll be staying in class indefinitely. There have been lots of interviews lately so hopefully it won't be long, but it's so bloody frustrating! I'm glad to have a bit of extra time with my students, but this just represents another change for them and as a whole, none of the students are coping too well. There have been a lot of behavioural problems lately, and today was no exception. Today we had not one but two doors broken! The first door has a hole in it as a result of one of the students kicking it to try and get it open (the handle of the door is broken so if the door is closed, it doesn't open from the outside). The damage is unsightly, but fairly minor. The second door, however, came right off its hinges while some of the boys were fooling around. There were two girls standing behind the door and a couple of the boys decided to push against the door for fun. The door already had a crack in it from some previous damage, and the entire thing came off its hinges. Then, as a couple of the male staff members tried to remove the door from the doorway, the entire top ripped off! Turns out that in addition to the fooling around, the door is really cheap - it's made of particle board and it's hollow inside except for the random pieces of cardboard stuffed inside it. Sigh. At least tomorrow is Friday!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Novel Studies + Teenagers = Trouble

I have been teaching teenagers for 2 years, 6 months and 12 days. In that time, I've learned a great many things about life, but one of the most valuable lessons I've learned is that mixing teenagers and novel studies can make trouble! Today's Language Arts class was yet another good example of that . . . my students have been reading "Phantom of the Opera" by Gaston Leroux (they are ESL students, so this is a Penguin Reader edition of the book). During the time we've been studying the book, my *lovely* students have failed to do their homework twice, left materials at home, and generally fallen behind in their reading. Sigh. One of the first things I told my students about last week was the idea of completing a creative project to express what they have learned through reading the book. I provided them with a variety of possibilities including: a writing assignment where they would put one of the characters of the book on trial, a diorama assignment where they could express one of the scenes from the book in three dimensions, and an assignment where they would create a series of advertisements to entice people to buy the book "Phantom of the Opera". As we were talking about the possibilities this morning, one of the girls in the class put up her hand and said, quite seriously, "Kim, why does it say Phantom of the Opera" across the top of this paper?" (she was holding up the paper where I had outlined each of the possibilities for the creative assignment). Not quite comprehending what this girl was saying, all I could really do was stare at her for a moment. In that moment, everyone else in the class turned to stare at this student and said "Ahhhhh M, the project is for the book Phantom of the Opera!" That's when I figured out that she was genuinely confused! Sigh. I only repeated myself about 5 times, and wrote on the project sheet at least twice "This assignment will help you express what you learned about the Phantom of the Opera".

On a brighter note, I won't have to suffer these same questions and confusions next month when my students read "Lord of the Flies" (the full version), which happens to be approximately 2.5 times longer than Phantom. As I only have another 3 days left to teach these students (I'm coming out of teaching for the summer to focus on administration and curriculum), all I have to do at this point is get them through this current novel study ;-)

Monday, May 08, 2006

Book Review

Forgot to mention that I finished reading the third volume of Jeffrey Archer's prison diaries. It was an amazing book series that really shed a lot of light on the prison system. Even though it talks exclusively about the British prison system, I think most of the points the book tries to illustrate can apply to prison systems all around the world. I have never been to prison, but I could definitely visualize what it must be like after reading Archer's books. Great, great, great books. Now I can't wait to read his next work of fiction, which I'm still waiting to get from the library :-)

I'm not laughing!

Alright, I'm praying that this is some kind of weird hotmail error, but it seems as though hotmail has erased my entire contact list! We're talking hundreds of contacts . . . gone! I'm hoping they just temporarily "lost" them and that when I check my e-mail again tonight they'll have magically reappeared since I do NOT relish the idea of having to reconstruct my entire contacts list! What could have happened to them? I'm positive they were there last time I wrote an e-mail, which was maybe a couple of days ago? I check this e-mail account several days, and I know I checked it this morning and this afternoon at work, but as I didn't have any new e-mails at that time, I didn't bother to go beyond the first screen! HELP!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Wish Fulfillment

So the other day I wished for things at work to change . . . and now they're gonna! L, the boss from hell, is being transferred to our campus in Victoria! In approximately 5 weeks she'll be a distant memory - yipppeeeee! The current assistant director is going to become the new director, which is what should have happened 7 months ago when the previous director left. For the time being we won't have an assistant director, which is going to make things a little tough at first but I think everyone will adjust. Anyway, now I just have to survive the next 5 weeks with her ;-)

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Worst. Day. Ever. Period.

WARNING: For those who do not care for foul language, stop reading here. I have a feeling this post will be full of foul language!

So today I had possibly my worst work day ever. I had this funny feeling when I woke up this morning that I should just stay in bed. It turns out I was right. So here, preserved for all eternity, is what happened to me on May 3, 2006.

1. I got to work 5 - 10 minutes later than my normal time. This was planned because I'm tired of having to open the door on L's (The Director, other wise known as Dragon Lady, bitch from hell, etc.) day to do it. The phone was already ringing when I unlocked the door, but I thought it was more important to turn off the alarm than answer the phone. I spent the next half an hour waiting to see if the phone would ring again because one of my colleagues has been sick the past couple of days and I wanted to see if she would come to work today. She did, but only long enough to explain that due to some stress and mental health problems she's dealing with right now, her physical problems are being exacerbated and she doesn't know if/when she'll be able to return to work. Fucking great. I honestly do feel bad for her, but L is not a sympathetic person and wants to move her out of her current teaching job and possibly make her a TOC. That means the new TOC just starting out will take over for her, which means another fucking person I have to train and another fucking change for the students.
2. I waited and waited for the girl who subbed for my colleague the past two days to come in. 9am came and went and she didn't show up. I had to race around to find someone else to cover the class. The assistant director agreed to do it for a few minutes while we got another CA into the room. I had to spend another few minutes trying to figure out what had been taught the past two days so I could tell the new teacher what to teach. Luckily this person has been doing this job for a long time and can very easily and quickly adapt. She was fine for the rest of the day. While I was racing around I asked the receptionists if anyone had checked the messages that morning. They hadn't. They checked. The person who had been subbing for the past two days did indeed call in sick. Great.
3. During my second class of the day, one of my students left the room to join a student from another class in talking to L about a money problem relating to another student that had absolutely fuck all to do with them. L talked to them for close to an hour. WHY? Why did she talk to them for that long about something that was none of their business????!!!! My student missed the entire lesson and came in as I was letting the students finish some reading.
4. During the third class, one of my more problematic students mouthed off to me one to many times and I sent him out of the class with a dictionary to look up the meaning of the word respect. I had him copy the meaning. He managed, during the three minutes it took, to get into a conversation with a new teacher and get completely distracted. He completely missed the point of what I was trying to teach him. Great.
5. Lunch time. One of my less bright students came to the door of the lunchroom twice to get my e-mail address so he could send me some class materials he wanted me to print out. When I opened the e-mail I realized that my student had e-mailed me the completely wrong stuff. Wonderful. Who knows if he's going to have time to send me the right stuff?
6. Last class of the day. I'm thinking "great, only 1.5 hours left to get through before I can relax a bit in front of the computer and lose myself in curriculum work. WRONG! Three of my students were missing from class. One apparently went home sick. Two went to the bank together and were late getting back. When they arrived back they were in the middle of explaining that they ran into a former student who stole the wallet of one girl and they had to chase him down to get it back when two other students got into a swearing match over ?? It VERY quickly escalated and I realized that I had to remove the two students from the room and send them to L to sort out the problem. Here I was, naively believing that L would sort out the problem. As I was getting them to follow me out of the room, one of the boys, a shithead called Zack*, starting laughing at the anger of the other boy, Todd*. I could see it coming, but I wasn't quick enough to step between them and Todd literally kicked Zack in the ass. Well, by this point I'd really had it. I practically dragged them to L's office, explained the situation really briefly, and left them there. I was confident that L would keep them out of class as they had gotten into a physical fight. Nope. L brought Todd back to class a few minutes later and said Zack would follow in a few minutes because he was outside. Yep. Zack was outside fucking SMOKING! I didn't know we allowed that during class time. I'm thinking about taking up smoking now. As soon as Zack returned to the class, I could see by their body language that this problem had not been resolved and that there was going to be a fight. Luckily nothing broke out during class, but I knew at 3pm there'd be trouble. At 3 I asked Zack to stay behind for a few minutes in order to give Todd time to get away. I know that in a fight between the two, Todd would get his ass kicked. I talked to Zack and when I left class I didn't see Todd. I figured Todd had left.
7. I realized that I really needed some fresh air, so I headed to the door to go outside. I didn't even make it to the FUCKING door when I ran across the boy who had apparently gone home sick. He took one look at me and ran to hide in the boy's bathroom. I called him out of the bathroom and stared at him. He had the grace to look really embarrassed. I asked him if he knew why I was mad. He did. I asked him if he had told someone at the front desk that he was going home sick. He had. I took him to talk to that person at the front desk. That person talked to him for a few minutes and came into the staffroom to feed me the same bullshit story the kid fed him. AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN TELL WHEN A TEENAGER IS LYING??? Why is lying straight to the teacher's face something that the students seem to be allowed to get away with? Then this person casually says "by the way, you know about the fight in the parking lot, right?" Christ. Bloody fucking hell. Yup, you guessed it. Zack and Todd, part two. A few minutes later Todd got a bunch of his friends together and they tried to gang up on Zack. Meanwhile, L had disappeared from the campus on a business-related meeting. She returned shortly after and ended up pulling Zack, Todd and Todd's friends into her office to "get to the bottom of this". I joined them. It was discovered at some point along the way that L had told Zack and Todd during their original meeting during class that it was okay to fight as long as it wasn't inside. Holy fuck woman! Are you a complete idiot??!! Then L goes on to lecture the students about how unsportsmanlike it was to gang up on someone and how unfair it is. Implied message: go ahead and fight as long as it's one on one. She did say a couple of times "no fighting", but what message do you think the students really took away from that? Then it came out that Zack took off his belt to hit Todd with. L told Zack that he shouldn't use his belt because it comes a weapon and he should only fight with weapons when he feels his life is in danger. Fuck yeah! Now when he gets into a fight again all he has to say to L is that he felt his life was in danger. Since he and his friends have L wrapped around their little finger L will probably end up throwing him a parade because he remembered her pearls of wisdom. L couldn't even get the boys to promise not to fight anymore!! She had them promise that the next time they felt like fighting they would go and talk to her first. Yes, because all teenage boys who get upset enough to get into a fight are rational enough to go and find an adult to discuss their feelings with first.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE L! I want to strangle her so hard that her little head pops off her little body. I am not a violent person, but I left work today so mad that I probably only narrowly missed having a heart attack. In case you couldn't tell, it makes me really, really mad that L doesn't think about the message she's sending to my students when she tries to discipline them. This over-50 woman, who has had two kids (boys) has no clue that my ESL teenagers routinely lie to her and play her for a fool. She thinks she's doing the right thing, but that makes her the president of fantasyland. No wonder we have problems with the students everyday! She can't even see that she's making the problems worse. This can't continue. It just can't. And I am still left with the question of why, when the two students came back to my class clearly still upset and with issues unresolved, she fucking sent them back to class.



* Names have been changed to protect their identities. This is Canada and in Canada we can't publish the names of youthful offenders due to the stupid Young Offenders Act.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

So funny . . .

Got this from Vesper:

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Kim Pills:



Will cause an instant boost in original Nintendo play


'What" effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Counting my blessings

It's Sunday. I haven't been to Church (regularly) in a long time. It makes me feel a bit guilty, especially when I do go back for a Sunday service and get a warm reception (not to mention a healthy dose of "where have you been?" guilt). The reason I haven't been to Church in ages is simple - I've gotten lazy. Before I moved to my current place I used to have to either take a cab to Church (expensive at nearly $15 a ride), ask for a ride from a friend (which made me feel guilty and I HATED, above all else, to bug my friends for rides), or take the bus halfway and walk the rest (which took about half an hour, unless someone headed for Church stopped and picked me up along the way). Now that I've moved I have to take two buses to get to Church. It takes about 40 minutes. It's way easier to stay at home. I'm a horrible Christian. Since I haven't been going to Church regularly, I thought I'd take this time to make a list of my blessings. I strongly encourage everyone who is reading this to do the same.

1. It isn't raining outside.
2. I cleaned my house this morning. Finally. Let me say hooray for swiffer, vileda, tilex, and all other products that make cleaning just that much easier!
3. I'm getting my laundry done at home, and I've been lucky enough to have in-suite laundry at every home I've ever lived in.
4. I got to see a movie and have dinner with my best friend yesterday. My best friend has been talking a lot lately about marrying her longtime boyfriend and is thinking that December is a good month to get married. She says that I will be her maid of honour.
5. I know several people who are pregnant right now. Two are due in July and one is due in September. Hearing them talk about their excitement is contagious.
6. I have a newly married sister who is very happy.
7. I am in good health.
8. My mother is happily remarried and has an awesome husband.
9. I have a new, fast computer that I love playing with.
10. My students are learning! I marked their essays yesterday and without exception all of them have learned to indent their paragraphs, write topic sentences, and confine their paragraphs to one topic. If you knew my students, you would know what a huge accomplishment this was.
11. I have lots of friends at work who make the day pass much faster.
12. In my bedroom there are two big closets. Both are mine.
13. I have the unexpected blessing of a dishwasher. When I was looking for this place I never expected to get a dishwasher. My priority was the laundry.
14. I have money in the bank. Not a lot, but enough so that I don't have to worry about money every night before I fall asleep.
15. My wonderful mom and stepfather are coming over on Monday while I'm at work to fix a couple of small things in my place. Yes, this is what prompted me to clean this morning.
16. I have a step-brother and a step-sister on my mom's side and dad's side. All of us get along. How sweet is that?!
17. I have finally finished my TESL course, which gives me more work options.
18. I got a raise at work, so the paycheck I deposited on Friday was the biggest one I've ever deposited (don't get me wrong, I'm still barely above poor, but I like to think there's nowhere to go but up from here).
19. I can raise my left eyebrow independently of my right. This is a very useful skill when dealing with students as it tends to get their attention and signal that I'm not pleased with whatever they are doing/saying.
20. I completed the Sun Run last Sunday in two hours and twenty minutes. I know a lot of people who have never even attempted it. It was my SECOND time doing it and I felt frigging FANTASTIC when I was finished.
21. I have at least two books on my shelf that I haven't read yet and can't wait to start reading.
22. I get to borrow a DVD from my sister on Monday.
23. I bought a new purse yesterday.
24. I've met some cool people online by surfing blogs.
25. I live alone (no annoying roommates to bug me!) and don't have to answer to anyone.
26. I have not one, but two pairs of sexy boots.
27. I bought new clothes last weekend.
28. I still have a whole day ahead of me to do whatever I WANT!

That's one blessing for each year I've been alive :-)

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Dreams

Recently I had a dream that I was chewing gum and it turned to cement in my mouth and pulled out 4 of my teeth. I was too embarrassed to go visit my dentist (in the dream) because I recently was at the dentist to get some dental work done and I didn't want him to see that I pulled out the teeth with gum. Wonder what that means?

I have dreams of travelling to Russia. There are lots of place, primarily in Europe, that I want to visit, but right now Russia is at the top of my list. I want to visit St. Petersburg. That would be totally sweet.

I dream of having a husband one day. But at the same time I love my independence and I don't want to give it up.

I had dreams about the situation at work changing. Will that dream ever be realized?

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

You know those cheesy e-mail surveys? This isn't one of them!

Okay, I admit it - I secretly adore those internet surveys that I get sent from my friend Debbie (strangely, I never get them from anyone else). That's probably why I like filling in and posting these memes. Without further adieu . . .

I AM: a conscientious teacher
I WANT: more sleep! More days in the weekend!
I WISH: that I could travel more! I want to see Europe, New York, Las Vegas, and Japan!
I HATE: liars!
I MISS: my dad! More accurately, I miss the dad I knew growing up. My dad has alzheimer's disease. He lives in the hospital and sits in a chair all day. He is not the man I remember. I miss my old dad so much that sometimes when I think about him (no matter where I am) I cry.
I FEAR: never falling in love!
I HEAR: a commercial, my own inner voice telling me to dust (don't worry, I've been ignoring that voice for a few days now so I'm not about to leave you mid-meme!)
I WONDER: how I will feel tomorrow when I see a particular man I had a huge crush on last year.
I REGRET: not knowing German. Luckily I still have time to learn!
I AM NOT: pretty. It's true.
I DANCE: sexy, according to my students. They have vision problems. I like moving to music, but I'm not particularly good at it.
I SING: whenever I hear a song I like, or whenever I think of a song I like. I sing when I'm happy, and I sing when I'm stressed out or sad.
I CRY: When I laugh so hard that tears come out of my eyes! I also cry when I'm sad.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: the hard-ass some people think I am.
I MAKE: people smile, laugh, and learn.
I WRITE: e-mails, memos, curriculum, blog entries.
I CONFUSE: myself sometimes!
I NEED: more sleep! A long vacation where I am required to do nothing more strenuous than decide which beach to go lie on.
I SHOULD: dust. Not going to happen until the weekend though!
I START: reading good books.
I FINISH: reading good books.
I TAG: anyone reading this :-)

Monday, April 24, 2006

Changes

My students have gotten me thinking about all the changes that have been happening at my school lately. They have heard that our Activities Coordinator is leaving (Friday is his last day), and they found out last week that they will be changing teachers (not me, their other teacher) tomorrow. Their "old" teacher isn't leaving, she's just going to be teaching another level. They're getting a little freaked out and keep asking me if I'm going to be leaving them. I keep telling them that I'm staying put, but I'm not sure they believe me. I'm not looking for a new job right now, but my job has been posted out because over the summer my school would like me to focus on administration and not on teaching. I haven't actually told my students that yet. They have no clue. Now, if they did hire someone to teach for me, that person could theoretically start teaching as early as next week or the week after. That's a bit scary. I love my students and I can't really envision someone else teaching them. Also, I have a feeling that even though they would still see me every day, they would NOT be happy if I stopped teaching them right now. Not to toot my own horn, but I'm a pretty darn good teacher and I'd like to think I've made personal connections with each of my students. But, we'll see what happens. At the rate the resumes are coming in right now, I'll probably end up teaching all summer!

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Victory!

Got home a short while ago from the 22nd annual Sun Run. I feel awesome! I just walked it (like I did two years ago), and I completed it in approximately 2 hours and 20 minutes. Last time I did it, it took 2 hours and 35 minutes. Ten kilometres - fantastic! I feel pretty good. A little sore, but otherwise fine. Of course, ask me how I feel tomorrow . . . I've done a little stretching, which should help ease the stiffness for tomorrow. I'll go sit in a hot bath soon too. It feels great to have accomplished this goal!

Friday, April 21, 2006

An Update on Work

When I last posted I was afraid that the sh*t was going to hit the fan as a result of a talk that the boss's boss had with her based on complaints from me and a couple of other colleagues. I was really nervous about how yesterday was going to go. I didn't know how the boss was going to react, but I was pretty sure it was going to be negatively. She didn't disappoint! I got the evil eye, which isn't really unusual for her. Our few exchanges were rather terse. The Assistant Director bore the brunt of her wrath though - apparently they had a closed-door *talk* that involved tears from both parties. Resignation was mentioned by the witch, but we still don't know for sure if this is just talk. I guess the next couple of weeks will tell the tale.
Here's what I don't get though: the woman is desperately unhappy in the job and even if she were happy, it's a hugely stressful job. Now that she knows that she has no friends at work, why would she stay? Ultimately isn't that worse for you and your life satisfaction? I know I've complained about work, but at the end if the day, I still laugh a lot more than I frown and I care about my students and teachers. I think of the teachers under my charge as *my* teachers, and I get VERY protective of them. My students are like my kids (even the annoying ones), and I am equally protective of them (and by protective I mean I always have their best interests at heart - academically, behaviourally, and socially).
I think the next few weeks will be more stressful for her than for any of us. I'm pretty sure she's going to be under a microscope from above because we were told that if her behaviour doesn't change then further action would be taken. In the past 48 hours, this 52-year-old woman has refused to look certain people in the eye (me included), has been rude and abrupt with people she has to work closely with, and has flat-out lied to the entire staff during a staff meeting while at the same time making a really rude and inappropriate comment. Isn't that a good indicator of maturity and suitability for the job? Mind you, I suppose if I'm being fair I would have to admit that I don't know if my reaction in her situation would be much better. I have to think it would be, but I don't know.
Anyway, the bottom line is that I refuse to let her attitude towards me and my colleagues affect my mood and attitude at work. During the past 48 hours I have still been the same cheerful person I've always been, even when dealing with the witch (whom I don't actually call the witch at work, in case you were curious). I have been friendly and polite to her and even though she acts miserably, I don't let it get to me. If she thinks that she can make me miserable, she's got another thing coming. I'm damn stubborn and I refuse to be made to feel bad by her. It's become a challenge now - I CAN and WILL outlast her.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Will the Sh*t hit the fan today?

So I'm a little worried about what's going to happen at work today. Regular readers of my blog know that I have a boss who is completely unqualified for her job and a real tyrant. Her *antics* are really becoming a problem in the workplace and many, many people are unhappy working for/with her. Here's an example of something that happened yesterday: Between classes we have a ten minute break. There are clocks all over the school and all of them are slightly off with their time-keeping abilities because they're cheap clocks. My watch always tells correct time and I periodically reset my classroom clock because some of my students have issues with lateness and I want to make sure they know the correct time. Yesterday after the break I returned to my classroom only to discover that my classroom clock said 11:44 when I knew that it was only 11:40 and I was on time for class. My students took great glee in informing me that I was late, but I knew I wasn't and that the clock had been changed. That really pissed me off because I've had students tamper with my clock before (which is dumb because I always wear a watch). Anyway, when I asked them who changed the clock they all replied "(name of boss) did it!" Which (name of boss) confirmed a few seconds later when she walked past my classroom. Needless to say, this made me LIVID! This is just one example of the little mind games my immature, 52-year-old boss plays. I think she knew that I went to her boss earlier in the morning to complain about her. Several other employees in the past couple of days have also complained. So yesterday evening before we left, the boss of our boss went into her office to have a closed-door chat with her about her behaviour, language (she swears like a trucker and in the workplace it's not appropriate) and other things. I have to be honest - I'm worried about what the fallout will be today! I know that we were in the right and we didn't exaggerate or lie about anything, but my boss is not the type of person to recognize her faults and try to change. She's a mean, vindictive person who will likely either give me the cold shoulder all day (which would be fine), play more mind games today (geez, grow up already!), or come in to have a confrontation with a few of us this morning (not a fun way to start the day!). I'm hoping that since she's already unhappy in her job that yesterday would have just put her over the edge and she'll end up quitting, but I don't know if I'm that lucky! I'll update when I know more!

Saturday, April 15, 2006

I'm Finished! (Alternate title: I spent $749 on that?!)

Woot woot! Yup, those happy cries are coming from me 'cause I JUST FINISHED MY LAST ASSIGNMENT for my TESL course. Yup, it's true! My last assignment is finished - all I have to do is print it out and send it in! I started this online course about 6 months ago. Basically, I was told at work that I had to get my TESL certificate in order to continue teaching at my school. Despite the fact that I have a teaching degree from UBC, that apparently isn't good enough to teach in the ESL industry. This online course that I just finished was the cheapest course I could find that didn't require me to take time off work for a practicum. There are a couple of other people at work who are doing the same course right now too. I suppose we could have argued that it wasn't our fault the company hired us, and kept us employed, knowing our qualifications. But, since this was something I had thought about doing before, I figured I may as well get it over with now. At least this way I can say I have a TESL certificate if/when I apply for other jobs. Right now I'm just thinking about how I can celebrate this accomplishment since this course has taken up all my weekends for the past 6 months!! I did write once on this blog that I was going to go out and buy a new Nintendo game when I finished, so maybe I'll spend some time at Best Buy this weekend. Anyway, for now I'll just continue with the loud and proud "woot woot!"

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Wwwwaaaaahhhhhhh!

Okay, this is really immature, but I just discovered that my VCR did not properly tape a show I wanted to see! I got 6 minutes of the show and THAT'S IT! How unfair is that?! Now I'm going to have to wait until next week to see what happens and that SUCKS! I know, I know, there's more to life than TV, but after a tough 3 days with my teenagers I was just looking forward to chillin' with my models (yes, the show I was trying to tape was America's Next Top Model). Sigh.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

A Prison Diary

I don't normally post book reviews on my blog because that's not what this blog is about. I'm making an exception this time because I just read a book that really moved me. I'm a big fan of Jeffrey Archer - I've read just about everything he's written. I just now finished volume one of his prison diary, aptly titled "A Prison Diary". I picked it up from the library to try it out since I am a fan of his fictional books. I did not expect to have my eyes opened by the book - nor did I expect to absolutely devour it so voraciously. The books chronicles his first 21 days in prison - what new experiences he goes through, how he spends his days, and the people he meets. Prison, as you may expect, is highly routined and so I figured that the book would get a little stale. It's Archer's descriptions his fellow inmates that hooked me. He recounts exactly what these people are in prison for and what these people tell him. In a word, it's fascinating. The book made me laugh and cry. I will now think twice when I hear people talking about how cushy jail must be since the prisoners are "given three square meals a day and free television." There are two other volumes in Archer's prison diaries publication and I've got both of them on hold at the library.
What about you? What books have you read recently, or not so recently, that surprised you or made you think about something in a different way?

Sunday, April 02, 2006

My sister is a married lady now!

Well, my sister is now Mrs. Lance Richardsen! She probably won't use that name much, but symbolically it's a big change! The wedding was beautiful and went off without a hitch, so I'm pleased about that. Even though it rained most of the day, nobody cared. Jennifer looked absolutely gorgeous in her sky blue dress and I wish I had some pictures right now. Lance looked very handsome in his blue pin-striped suit, and just as they are every other day of the year, they complemented each other nicely. Everyone in the bridal party (me included, shock of all shocks!) looked awesome and the day was magical. Of course during the vows I nearly lost it twice, but I managed to hold it together. The reception afterwards was great and everyone had a good time. There wasn't much dancing, which may have been the only thing that Jennifer will later be disappointed about, but the music was rather jazzy and kind of hard to dance to. I was the first person to dance actually (with Jerry, my friend Amy's boyfriend) and I found it hard to keep time with the music. It was still fun though . . . Overall I think everyone had a spectacular time and now the bride and groom will be able to enjoy their Mexican honeymoon!

Monday, March 27, 2006

My First Ever Meme

10 Favorites
Favorite Season: Spring
Favorite Color: pink
Favorite Time: 5:30pm - time to leave work!
Favorite Food: chocolate
Favorite Drink: coca cola
Favorite Ice Cream: vanilla
Favorite Place: my bed
Favorite Sport: to watch: hockey, to play: volleyball
Favorite Actor: tough one . . . either Kevin Kline, or Hugh Laurie
Favorite Actress: geez, even tougher! I think, for right now, Angelina Jolie

9 Currents
Current Feeling: tired
Current Drink: 5-Alive
Current Time: 10:51pm
Current Show on tv: The Apprentice (taped it earlier)
Current Mobile used: LG 200
Current Windows Open: are you kidding? Only my blog since my computer is so freakin' slow right now
Current Underwear: purple
Current Clothes: blue pajamas
Current Thought: I'm hungry again . . . must resist

8 Firsts
First Nickname: Kim (my full name is Kimberly)
First Kiss: a guy who was my best frined at the time. Now, we don't talk but not because of the kiss
First Crush: my fifth grade teacher, Mr. Zapf
First Best Friend: Amy
First Vehicle I Drove: well, a grey Mazda was the first car I ever practiced in. Still don't have my license, so maybe it wasn't a smart choice?
First Job: office helper at my dad's garage
First Date: a movie
First Pet: Anka, a black lab

7 Lasts
Last Drink: water
Last Kiss: geez . . . how sad! I DON'T REMEMBER!
Last Meal: steak at the Keg
Last Web Site Visited: Vesper's blog . . . where I got this meme
Last Movie Watched: Selena (on tv)
Last Phone Call: my mom
Last TV show Watched: The Apprentice (tape is over now)

6 Have You Evers
Have You Ever: Broken the Law: yes, but minor
Have You Ever Been Drunk: nope, never. Believe it or not, Vesper!
Have You Ever Kissed Someone You Didn't Know: nope
Have You Ever Been in the Middle/Close to Gunfire: nope
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Have You Ever Broken Anyones Heart: nope

5 Things
Things You Can Hear Right Now: a commercial on tv
Things On Your Bed: uhhh, two pillows, a duvet, soon me
Things You Ate Today: a chicken burger and fries at lunch, steak and garlic mashed potatoes for dinner
Things You Can't Live Without: books, movies, my friends . . . and chocolate
Things You Do When You Are Bored: read

4 Places You Have Been Today
my place, Tim Horton's, work, the Keg

3 Things On Your Desk Right Now
whoa, okay . . . my computer, an empty glass, the remote control

2 Choices
Black or White: Black
Hot or Cold: usually cold

1 Place You Want To Visit
ooooh . . . current number one is Moscow, Russia

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Moving Day for Jenn, Part II

Just got home from helping sis move. It was fairly exhausting and it made me realize that for all future moves I'm either going to move into places with elevators, or I'm hiring people! My sister's new place is very nice and I'm sure that she and Lance will be very happy there. Having the door on the lowest level of a 3-level place is really going to get tiring though. I will say this though - they have their washer and dryer on the top floor with the bedrooms and that will be very nice for them. Sweet machines too - I'm jealous! The three bedrooms will definitely give them more space for their computers and their musical instruments, etc. All in all, they have a great new place!

Moving Day for Jenn

Today is my sister's moving day - yippeee! Of course I'm on the moving crew, so that's cool. The only bad part is that the new place is kinda far from me . . . particularly since I have to take the bus to get there. I think to take the bus would take me about 30 minutes, which isn't that bad . . . but still a little further away then we've ever lived from each other! Anyway, the only other thing that kinda sucks for moving day is that the only door is on the very bottom floor, so all the stuff that has to go up to the bedrooms has to go up two flights of stairs! At least Jenn and her fiance are early in their life together (if you can call dating for 6 years and living together for 3 of them early) so they don't have a whole heck of a lot of stuff yet. I'm just super-excited that I get to see their new place since I haven't seen it yet! Mom has seen it already as she got to see it during the walk through a couple of weeks ago. She said it was really nice so I'm looking forward to the whole experience. Particularly since they are serving refreshments to the moving crew! Anyway, speaking of moving . . . I'd better get myself moving so that I'm ready to leave the house!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Yahoo!

Here are my reasons to shout yahoo:

1. I got my new phone today. Baby, I don't know how I lived with my old phone for so long, this new phone is so great! It's sleek, sexy, and has colour! Best of all, my current wallpaper is a frog.

2. Tomorrow is Friday . . . 'nuff said.

3. My sister is moving this weekend and since I'm helping I finally, finally get to see her new place!

4. My sister is getting married in 8 days!

5. Tomorrow night is pub night and a bunch of us staff are going together.

6. My taxes are done already!

7. In a few short days I'll get to see my friend Heather, who has been teaching in Korea for the last year. We're going to have dinner and catch up on ALL the news!

8. I have two new books and a new magazine to read.

9. I'm almost finished adding a third month to all levels of my grammar curriculum.

10. It's Spring!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Getting a new phone tomorrow!

Yippee! Tomorrow afternoon I'm getting my new cell phone! It's a flip-style phone with a camera. My current phone is about 5 years old. The antenna is broken and it's beginning to look really worn. Since I have to renew my phone contract next month anyway, I decided to get a new phone at the same time. I'm pretty excited about this (can you tell?).

Friday, March 17, 2006

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Although I'm not technically Irish (my step-dad's Irish, does that count?), I just want to wish everyone a happy St. Pat's day! I dressed in head-to-toe green today, which made my students laugh . . . hard. That's what I'm here for :)

Friday, March 10, 2006

Good Bye

No, I am not going anywhere, but a good friend of mine from Church passed away on Tuesday morning from lymphoma. He was such a wise, funny, gentle man and an excellent drama teacher. His name was Colin Vint. He sang at my dad's second wedding, and in many ways he reminds me of my dad (for those who don't know, my dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease a few years ago and a few months later he was diagnosed with Non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma. He is now cancer-free, but I think the chemo advanced his Alzheimer's quite quickly so now he live full-time in a hospital and doesn't walk or talk much). I guess it's because my dad was the person who took me to Church for years when I was younger and he and Colin were friends. Anyway, the memorial service is next week. I will definitely be in attendance. It really puts into perspective what's important in life and what's just crap!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Question of the day

Here's the question of the day: how can I get more people to read my blog?

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

My Sexy name

Check out my sexy name:


Kinky Ideal Minx

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Sun Run

For the past couple of weeks a group of us at work have been talking about signing up for the annual Sun Run. Well, on Friday we did it! I walked it two years ago with some friends from work and had a blast, so I'm looking forward to doing it again this year. I suspect that the group dynamics this year will be way different. For starters, at least two of the people in the group will be running the 10K, while the rest of us walk it. A few people that aren't very well-liked at work have signed up to join us, which should make the conversation a little stilted. Oh well, Christine and I will have fun :-) I am the team captain this year, which apparently means that I'm in charge of going all the way down to the Hyatt Regency in April to pick up everyone's numbers and timing chips. Oh yeah! Maybe I can leave work early that day . . . yeah, right! Oh well, I guess on the skytrain it won't really take that long. Anyway, I'm really looking forward to the walk - keep your fingers crossed that it's a nice, sunny day!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Windy Day

We had a powerful windstorm two nights ago and it really affected the lower mainland. There were many power outtages, and flash flooding in some areas. My power was out when I woke up early, early Saturday morning (my internal alarm clock seems to work fine, but it sure doesn't keep dates very well - I woke up at 6:30 on Saturday morning! Somehow I have to let my body know that I don't actually have to go to work on Saturdays!). The power stayed out most of the day, as I discovered when I got home from an impromptu dinner at my mom's house. By the time I got home at 8:30 the power had only been on for about 3 hours! Luckily I had plans to go out with a friend and we went out to where there was power, so it wasn't all bad. I expect to see a lot of branches and leaves and debris littering the area for the next few days as people try and put their yards back into order! I'm very glad I have no yard, and no patio furniture on my balcony right now to worry about :-)

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Here's What's New, Des

Since I apparently have to keep my friend Des informed about what's going on I'll post this work update. My pregnant coworker is harsh (well, harsh in my mind, I've never been pregnant so I don't know how harsh it can get) suffering from morning sickness. She's not been eating much at lunch, and today was mostly just sipping ginger ale. She's also been getting near-constant heartburn, which I imagine totally SUCKS! Anyway, I think she's also suffering because her husband is in Calgary right now, but she'll see him again at the end of February when she moves there!
The boss lady (AKA Dragon Lady) is really driving people nuts again. She's been freaking out over the smallest things, and cursing like mad when the littlest thing goes wrong. She's really been offending the children's teachers, and I'm concerned that if she keeps this up one or more of them may quit. It doesn't help that she was supposed to observe one of them teach this morning and forgot all about it! The poor teacher had a special lesson prepared and everything, and was really, really mad afterwards. Anyway, I guess it's now part of my job to keep the peace and calm people down. Great.
Dave is stressing now about going to China. I think it sunk in today how much he has to do before he leaves, and how little time he has to do it. I suppose it doesn't help that dragon lady and I were both harrassing him today over getting his progress reports done. It's going to be so weird not having him around for the next four months! I think the teacher who will be replacing him is good, so at least we won't have anymore "boring teachers" issues.
Well, once again it's pouring rain here and it doesn't seem like it's ever going to stop! It's only Tuesday and there are still three days of work left this week - yuck! I'm off to eat and zone in front of the TV for a while!

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Shopping Trip

Well, I went shopping with my mom today. It was a successful trip (for her, I didn't buy anything). Mom got a dress for my sister's wedding, a dress for my step-brother's wedding in the summer, shoes, and another top. We also went into Home Outfitters and took a look around the store with my sister's wedding registry in hand. Some neat stuff there, and it gave me some definite ideas ;-) Can't be more specifc right now for obvious reasons . . .

Saturday, January 28, 2006

The search is over!

The search for a dress to wear to my sister's wedding is over! I found a navy blue skirt and matching top at Addition-Elle and I'm very pleased with them. They won't be warm or too cool for April 1st, and the best part . . . they were on sale! Now all I have to do is find some shoes and I'll be set :-)

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

This is NOT a post about bran

Confused about the title of this blog? The most recent post on my sister's blog is a comparison of different brands of bran. I can't honestly say that I'd have the patience to eat that much bran! So what is this post about? Basically it's just a quick round-up of what's going on in my life. My newly married coworker announced yesterday that she's pregnant. She's about 8 weeks along, which is really exciting. She told the students yesterday, and one girl in my class shrieked so loudly that they probably heard her in China! We may all have suffered permanent hearing damage! I'm happy for my coworker; I know her and her husband have been really wanting to have a baby soon, so it's great that she got pregnant right away.
My mother and I are going shopping together on Sunday. She's going to look for a mother of the bride outfit, and I will continue on my quest to find the right outfit to wear in my role of bridesmaid. I can't remember the last time I went shopping with my mom so it should be interesting. I'm sure it will be fine (maybe even fun), but I don't think our taste in clothing exactly matches.
My boss came into my grammar class this morning to complete an observation. I haven't been observed by an authority figure in a while, so I started off a little nervous (not nearly as nervous as I thought I would be given who this particular boss is). Since I have such a wonderful grammar class and really know my stuff in grammar anyway, I think my lesson really kicked ass! My boss was complimentary, but it's hard to know with her if she really means it or if she's just saying it. I feel good about the lesson though, and that's what really matters. My students, who enter my class not liking grammar, end up laughing and staying awake and asking good questions and learning, so how can anyone find fault with that? Anyway, my observation was the first of all the junior teachers, so we'll see how the others stack up in the coming days.
I found out what the "lay of the land" will be in the coming months for the Juniors program. Looks like they want us to go down to 2 classes after this large group leaves. Normally that's what happens with our program, but with our new level system I don't see two classes working. We should be running a minimum of 3 classes in order to make our levels successful. Hopefully I'll get a chance to express that view to our Operations Director tomorrow!

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Pants?

Went out shopping again today (just briefly). Bought a pair of navy blue pants that I like so I'm wondering if I should wear them for the wedding. I've seen bridesmaids wear pants before, and I think I would feel more comfortable in the pants than in the denim skirt. Still have to run the idea past the bride, but since she's been so not-picky up to this point I can't see pants being a problem. Will keep you updated!

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Dress Shopping Update

So in my last post I talked about going bridal shopping for a woman I didn't even know. I had hoped to find a dress for my sister's wedding, so the shopping trip would have been worth it for that alone. Well, my friend and I went shopping yesterday and we went into the store at Brentwood Mall. It had some gorgeous dresses! It was unlike any other clothing store I'd ever been in though - if you wanted to try a dress on you had to fill out a pink form, and the wait for dressing rooms when my friend and I were there was half an hour! Anyway, didn't find anything for myself, though I did see some styles that I liked. My friend found 3 possibilities for her friend's wedding dress. All of them were bridesmaid's dresses. We very, very briefly looked at the selection of actual wedding dresses. Mostly we just wanted to see how much they cost. Some were quite expensive, but others were reasonable. I think I'm going to have to start saving now though . . .
My quest for a dress continues. I did get some leads on dresses over the weekend. After extensive internet research I found some styles that I liked. While I was in Burnaby I went into the Pennigntons stores there. The ladies there were very helpful, but they didn't have anything. One woman did tell me about another girl who works there who makes dresses and is in school studying design. She took my name and number and promised me that the woman would call me, which she did an hour ago! She's not sure she would have time to make a dress, but she did give me the names of a couple of other stores that may be able to help me. I'm hoping to visit the stores next weekend. I'll keep you updated on my continuing search for a dress . . .

Friday, January 13, 2006

Shopping for wedding gowns

So tomorrow I am going shopping for wedding gowns. My best friend and I are going to a bridal store in Brentwood Mall to look for a dress for that special day. Nope, we're not shopping for my sister's dress since she's already chosen hers. Nope, we're not shopping for my best friend's dress (although she has a long-term boyfriend, he has not yet popped the question, and we're not scouting out dresses in anticipation of the question being popped anytime soon). We are scouting out dresses for a woman that my best friend works with who is getting married in August. This woman asked my friend to stop by a bridal store or two and look for dresses in her price range (which is on the low end). Then, the two of them will go shopping together once my friend has found a couple of dresses. Here is the kicker: the August wedding is going to be very small, and not only is my friend not in the wedding party, she's not even sure she's going to be invited to the wedding! Really, all I can do is laugh! Who knows though, maybe I'll find a dress for my sister's wedding!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Another Day of Rain

Yes, here in beautiful British Columbia we have just had another rainy day. I think we're approaching a new record! I read somewhere, and I may be mistaken, that this was our 23rd day in a row of rain. CRAZY! I feel bad for my students who have come from other countries. What must they be thinking when they look out the window and see nothing but rain? I'm sure we have students at the school right now who haven't seen anything but rain! We haven't even had a decently partly cloudy day! I live on the second floor of a four-storey building, and with all this rain I'm starting to wonder if my apartment is going to flood or something!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Canadian Joke Punchline!

Okay, so I have left at least one person wanting to know the punchline to the "what kind of sport do Canadian frogs play?" joke. The answer is (prolonged drum roll) . . . "croquet" (croak-eh). Giggle . . .

So with the new year comes a brand new group of students at the school I work at. On Tuesday we doubled the number of Juniors we had, so getting to know all the new faces and names has been a bit of a challenge. I've got two good groups though, so that's a good way to start the year. I have some girls from Brazil who I think could end up driving me a bit crazy, particularly the one in my afternoon class who acts like a real know-it-all. If I catch her speaking Portuguese one more time I'm going to have to give her a warning letter. That could be interesting . . . anyway, we'll see what happens after another few days. She'll be getting her first progress report next week, so maybe she'll smarten up after she reads a few comments about how her behaviour is perceived in class.

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!

Well, it's officially 2006 - wahoo! Lots, and I do mean LOTS of important stuff happened in 2005, and looking back I would say it was a pretty good year. I am looking forward to even bigger and better happenings in 2006 . . . including my sister's wedding, which takes place in exactly 4 months!
With the beginning of a new year, many people take this opportunity to evaluate their life and make resolutions about what they will stop (or start) doing in the coming year. You know what? I don't make resolutions! I shouldn't have to wait until the beginning of a new year to resolve to do something differently, nor should I feel as though I have to change something because it's the start of a new year. For people who use the new year as a motivator to get things done, I say more power to you! For me personally, I have never found that I've kept any of my resolutions, and really only made them to please other people.
As a teacher I know that it would be very easy for me to walk into my classroom and ask my students to do a writing assignment about their New Year's Resolutions, but I don't think I'm going to do that this year. Instead, maybe I'll have my students reflect on the past year and write about their successes and failures, etc. Who knows?
What about you? Do you make New Year's Resolutions? Is this year's resolution to figure out the Canadian joke I posted a few days ago?

Friday, December 30, 2005

Canadian Humour

Okay I just read this funny joke and I wondered if you (yes, I mean YOU) can figure out the punchline. Here we go: what game to Canadian frogs play?

If you read this post and want to guess (or just desperately want to know the answer) then you need to post a comment. I'll post the answer sometime next week. Good luck!

Monday, December 19, 2005

Things you didn't know about me

I suspect most of the people who read my blog are my friends and family, but there still may be things about you don't know. Here are a few of the most interesting:

1. No matter where I get the glass from, I always blow inside of it to "clear the dust out". At least that's what I tell people. Honestly, I don't know why I do it.

2. I used to suck my thumb. This lasted until I was 8 or 9, possibly even longer.

3. Although I love being a teacher, I'm not such a fan of discussing teaching ad nauseum outside of the workplace. Have you ever noticed that all a group of teachers seem to talk about is teaching? Really, is this necessary?

4. I LOVE going Christmas shopping. Don't get me wrong, spending money I don't have and getting sore feet from walking the mall doesn't do much for me, but I LOVE finding the right gift for the right person. I like to think I'm pretty good at it too.

5. I'm addicted to e-mail. I check my e-mail (I have 5 accounts, but only use 3) obsessively. Seriously, I probably check my e-mail at least 5 times a day, if not more. I love finding new mail in my inbox, and I get sad when I check my e-mail and there's nothing there.

6. I wish my hair were a different colour (either dark brown or red), but I'm too lazy to dye my hair and keep it up.

7. I really like Brad and Angelina together. I don't really like Jennifer Aniston, though I like all her movies and love watching Friends. I just figure that if Brad is happy with Angelina and Angelina is happy with Brad, they should just go for it.

8. My favourite colour is pink. For a long time it used to be purple, but that changed when I started buying a lot of pink clothing. A lot of you might be thinking, "duh, I already knew that Kim!" What you may not have known is that I didn't even realize my favourite colour had become pink until one of my students asked me one day "if you're favourite colour is purple then why do you wear so much pink?"

9. I get really, really agravated when people say "I'm sorry". I think this is because my students are constantly goofing off and/or breaking the rules and then trying to say "I'm sorry" as though that will fix everything. I'd WAY rather have them do the right thing so that they wouldn't have to apologize in the first place. I honestly think "I'm sorry" are the most overused words in English.

10. I used to love watching the soap opera "Another World". I really miss it now that it's gone off the air. I don't really watch any other soaps anymore 'cause I don't find them that interesting, but if "Another World" came back on the air I'd tape it every day!

So, it's your turn now. What weird and wonderful things don't I know about you?

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Merry Christmas!

I put up my Christmas tree today! In addition to getting the bulk of my Christmas shopping done, I also brought a bunch of ornaments up from my storage locker and decorated. I'm pretty excited - this is the first year I've put up my own tree! As a kid we always put up a tree as a family, but over the past couple of years things have changed. I can't remember putting up a tree two years ago, and last year my roommate at the time attempted to put up a tree. That didn't work too well as she never got past the puting up the lights on the tree part. Don't even get me started on her!
Currently I'm engaged in the tinsel debate. I love the look of tinsel on the tree, but I'm not sure I want to clean it all up after Christmas! Taking the ornaments and lights off the tree is one thing, but picking off all the tinsel is another. But, it does add that sparkly effect that makes it really seem like Christmas! How to choose, how to choose . . .
I'm feeling a bit bad right now. I skipped going to the Christmas concert tonight because I didn't feel like going all the way to the Church. I suppose that means I'm getting lazy, but I didn't want to go all the way down there without knowing how I was getting home! It's a lot further away now then it was before I moved, and I just didn't want to worry about how I was getting home. I do feel bad about not going out to support the Church and the people I know, but on the other hand . . .

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Movie Review

Just came home from seeing the Jennifer Aniston/Clive Owen movie "Derailed". It was a last minute decision on my part since I walked into the theatre thinking I would see "Chicken Little". I'm not a big Jennifer Aniston fan (though I do love Friends, and generally like most of the movies I've seen with her), but can I just say that I'm totally adding Clive Owen to my growing list of hot guys? WOW! Anyway, the movie was really, really good. It had me glued to the edge of my seat for the whole two hours, and made me jump at least once. I don't want to say too much about the plot since I don't want to give it away, but you should see this movie!

Friday, November 25, 2005

Migraine

I'm sitting here right now with a massive migraine, wondering if I'll survive until morning. Why am I cursed with these pains? What is the best way to get rid of them? Uugghh . . . need to sleep!

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Thankful

For the past few weeks (well, longer probably) I've been feeling quite blue. Actually, I've been feeling downright depressed, and really worried that I was sinking back into a depression I successfully escaped from a few years ago. The reason for the sadness (I don't think it's completely gone away yet) is the tension and difficulties I have been facing at work. I don't want to go into details, but the tension in the workplace has really begun to take its toll on people. Anyway, this weekend, while being perfectly normal in many respects, has also taught me that I should be thankful for what I do have. Canadian Thanksgiving has passed, but I would still like to take this opportunity to list a few things I am thankful for:
1. My friends and family! Whenever I've felt down these past few weeks I've gotten great support and love from all my friends and family! Even people at work have really been sticking together lately! It's like we've all recognized that we need to come together and support each other in the face of these current challenges.
2. Christmas! I don't know that I would be able to cope as well if this weren't the beginning of the Christmas season. I'm going to try and have a peaceful and relaxing Christmas this year, which means no frantic practicing for the Christmas concert, no worrying over where to spend Christmas, and NO stressing over the Christmas shopping! I take enormous pleasure in finding the perfect gifts for all my friends and family, and I've already started my shopping!
3. New life! Just when I thought things were really starting to suck I found out that one of my good friends is expecting her second child! This is such exciting news that nobody can feel sad right now!
4. Wedding! My sister and her fiance are getting married in just a few short months, and wedding plans and events will be kicking into high gear soon!

Thank you God for showing me how an ordinary weekend can turn extraordinary!

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Odds and Ends (God Bless James King!)

I'm pretty proud of myself today - I finally did some apartment cleaning, and I got my next TESL assignment completed. I definitely had to do some cleaning, not necessarily because my apartment was so dirty, but the guilt was starting to set in. I blame the Woman's Television Network. I've been watching some WTN shows lately, and they have a commercial that totally freaks me out! It starts off with a warning that if you don't like dirty pictures you should turn away. That of course prompts curiousity. Before your sick minds wander too far away from the story, I should tell you that it's a commercial for a new show called "How Clean is Your House?". The dirty pictures are of actual dirt! They show filthy, disgusting homes filled with mold, rotting food, and insect galore! My place does not in any way look like that, but it still makes me feel guilty that I haven't done my cleaning yet. Hence the cleaning binge I went on this morning.
I'm also happy that I got to finish my next TESL assignment. I have to say, as much as I used to enjoy school, going back to do any kind of school work SUCKS! I have little motivation to get my assignments done, so I have to force myself to work on it on Sundays. Luckily it's been pretty easy so far, and I am actually learning stuff! I think in order to force myself to complete it in a timely manner (it's Distance Ed., so theoretically I suppose I could work on it forever) I'm going to have to reward myself big-time when it's done. For those of you who are curious to know how I want to reward myself, I think I'll buy a new Nintendo game. Either Donkey Kong Jungle with congas, or Mario Party 7. For those of you really, really generous people out there, feel free to walk into Future Shop and drop $60 on one of those two items in order to reward me yourself. I won't be offended; I can always think of another way to reward myself!
Now comes the James King part of this blog entry. Does anyone know who James King is? I didn't think so. He is the inventor of the washing machine! He invented a modern version of a washine machine with a drum, but it was still human-powered. He's the best person I could come up with to answer my "who invented the washing machine?" question. I say God Bless him because I'm doing some laundry right now, and I don't think I'd ever get anything done if the washing machine had never been invented. I also know that I would hate my new apartment if I hadn't purchased a place with in-suite laundry! So, the next time you get some kind of stain on your outfit, or the next time your dirty laundry piles up, please take a moment to say thank you to James King!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

House

Last night I had one of the best laughs I've had in a long time. I was watching the show "House", which I am addicted to. For those of you who don't know, House is a medical show in which a group of doctors in a New Jersey hospital diagnose and treat patients with unusual diseases. The main character, Dr. Gregory House (played by the fantastic Hugh Laurie - one of my Hollywood boyfriends) is extremely sarcastic and this makes for some very funny moments. Last night was a classic . . . I won't spoil it for you, but I strongly recommend you check it out. For those of you living in the Surrey area, House airs on Tuesday nights at 9pm, channel 11.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Question of the Day

So I've been doing some thinking about my current (lousy) work situation. It's prompted me to put the following question out into the cosmic void: at what point do you just cut your losses and quit the job? Maybe I should explain a bit about my situation in particular . . . I have worked at my current job for just over two years now. I love my job and find it challening and satisfying. I love my students and most of the people I work with. For the most part, everyone gets along well and the atmosphere in the workplace is quite friendly and relaxed. As it turns out, a great majority of the credit for this happy workplace goes to our former boss. He left his job a while back and in exchange we got a female boss that many of us had worked with before. Because of her manner of dealing with people, many of us are experiencing severe job stress. Luckily I still love other aspects of my job, and I get along well with most of the people I work with, but for the first time in two years I'm now starting to think about quitting. I just don't know . . .

Monday, October 31, 2005

Halloween

Gotta say, this year I'm not loving Halloween! It's just past 8pm and I haven't had any trick-or-treaters :-( I guess that means more candy for me (not that I need it), but it makes me a bit sad. Now, I did get home a bit late today so I guess it's possible that some little ones knocked on my door before I got home. I think what really put me into a non-halloween mood, however, was the fact that the work Halloween party was ruined for me on Friday (can't publish too many details about why, but if you're really interested you can e-mail me and I'll tell you the whole story). Adding to the grinchy feeling I now have towards this Halloween is the fact that I was snapped at by the boss at work today, for reasons that weren't my fault, in front of other people. That tends to put a damper on my "holiday spirits" . . . Sigh . . . I hope November is a better month than October!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Weather

"Rain, rain, go away! Come again another day!" I guess those of us getting wet in BC these days shouldn't really complain - the beautiful days still outnumber the rainy ones (for now). It got me thinking earlier today about what my favourite season is. Honestly, there are things I like and dislike about every season. Fall is beautiful because the leaves are changing colour, but the weather tends to be rainy and raw and cold. Winter is nice because the air gets crisp and cold and right after the snow falls things look absolutely peaceful and nice. Unfortunately, I hate slipping and falling (which I am prone to do) on the ice. Spring is lovely as the weather gets warmer and all the living things start to bloom and grow. But, spring brings about "spring fever" in many people and that tends to get annoying. Summer is nice since there are many long, warm days that you can spend soaking up the sunshine, but in my profession summer is almost too busy to enjoy! I guess all this means I like all the seasons!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Daylight Savings

So I'm watching a news report now on the change of daylight savings time. This is a huge issue! I think I agree with people who think that it should just be the same time all year round. Changing the time always brings with it a host of problems, and a lot of the reasons why the time changed in the past are now obsolete. Who knew, though, that in a world as crazy and complex as this one, we would end up arguing over daylight savings time?

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

New Look

So if you are a regular viewer of my blog you will notice a huge change to the site . . . I've changed the look completely! I decided that I wanted something new and fresh, and if you know me at all you probably know of my love of the colour pink! I know this may make some people physically sick, but too bad, I like it!
So if you could see my new apartment you would see a bunch of boxes all over the floor still! But, slowly but surely I can see a light at the end of the tunnel! My wonderful sister is coming over on the weekend to help me move some furniture, at which point I think all the furniture moving will be finished. Once the bookshelves are in place, I can finally unpack all my books, which will be really nice. Maybe then I'll be able to fight the "buy new books NOW" urge (which I've been pretty good about lately . . . I was in Chapters the other day and didn't buy a thing)!

Monday, October 10, 2005

Seven Things (AKA: Yes Dianne, I read your blog!)

7 things...
7 things I plan to do before I die
- Travel to all the countries that I have had students from
- Get married
- Get into better shape
- Become a (good) mother
- Finish the Juior curriculum!!!!!!!
- Finish my unpacking!!!
- Volunteer to help someone in need

7 things I can do
- Teach
- Sing
- Make a fool of myself in front of my students
- Juggle curriculum development and teacher without killing anyone (remember, this is this not about skill level!)
- Make people laugh
- Say no to any kind of alcoholic beverage offered
- Put off unpacking!

7 things I cannot do
- Dance
- Ask a guy out
- Listen to mindless rambling without going nuts!
- Play sports
- Watch sports on TV
- Grow things in a garden
- Pee standing up

7 things that attract me to another person
- sense of humour
- intelligence
- compassion
- age (those who know me know "the older the better")
- body
- facial hair
- hair (or lack thereof)

7 celebrity crushes
(oh this is so easy! You are talking to the co-owner of "The List". Speaking of which - HI SHANNON!)
- Patrick Stewart
- Tom Hanks
- Alan Rickman
- Hugh Grant
- Colin Firth
- Mel Gibson
- Sean Connery
7 Things I say the most
(Okay, this one is hard)
- Be quiet (to my students who never stop talking)
- Sit down! It's not break time/lunch time yet! (to my students who insist upon waiting by the door for me to say "break time" or "lunch time")
- Oh vey!
- Whatever
- Yellow card! (to my students who lover soccer, but never stop talking)
- Morning Bernie (because he's usually the first person I see in the morning)
- Bless You! (To Andrew, because he sneezes a lot!)

7 bloggers I am tagging: (if I tag you, that means you absolutely must copy and paste this into your blog with your own answers.)
- Jennifer, because she's the only untagged blogger I know

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Furniture

Well, I finally have all the furniture that I need. My computer desk is all put together and working beautifully (thanks mom and Rosemarie for putting it together!), and my new filing cabinet is in place. Sadly the box unpacking is still going nowhere fast! Even though I hate having the boxes lying around, I hate unpacking them too! I'm hoping to get more done this weekend since it's a long weekend. Tomorrow I'm having dinner at my mom's place, so that should be nice. Monday will be the work day where I plan to get a lot done. We'll see how that turns out. Maybe my new goal should be to have all the boxes unpacked before Christmas! Sigh . . . Maybe I'll do a load of laundry instead.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

America's Next Top Model

So I'm watching America's Next Top Model (guilty pleasure - don't judge me, just accept it!) and I have to wonder - how can there be so many different ways to walk? Seriously, what ever happened to a simple "one foot in front of another" approach to walking? It's served me quite well over the years. I rarely fall or walk into things. I just don't get it. I guess I'm not meant to get it.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Bummer

So I couldn't put together my computer desk today :-( Sadly, the company that manufactures said desk included two part E's and no part F's. Now I'm just F-ing mad! I did determine that both my tvs have the ability to work, but one tv will only work with my remote control. Where my remote control is, I have no idea! I'm fairly sure it's not in a box, and I don't see it lying around anywhere, so I'm a bit concerned. I may have to go out and buy another one. I really hope one of the guys didn't steal it . . . Just another bummer associated with moving . . . Oh, and today I discovered one other thing I kinda don't like about my new location - the lack of retaurants within easy walking distance. Now, this might end up being a plus, but let's be honest . . . a great chef I am not!